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PostSubject: The Breadwinner! Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:48 pm

The new breadwinner in the UK



A woman in her late 20's came to the hospital today with her 8th pregnancy.
She said to me, "My mum told me that I am the breadwinner for the family."
I asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get
money from the State for the family.



It goes like this:
The Grandma calls the Department for work and pensions and states that the
unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for all of her kids. DWP
agrees and tells her the children will need to go into foster care.
The Grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent and receives a cheque
for £700 per child each month.
Total yearly income: £58,800... soon to become £67,200 when the 8th one is
born, tax-free and nobody has to go to work! In fact, they get more if
there is no husband/father/man in the home! The brother does not count.


Not to mention free dental treatment, free housing, free council tax free
school dinners, free tuition fees at college or Uni, free eye care and
glasses, free prescriptions and various other benefits...


Total value of all benefits combined probably approaching £100,000 per annum
which would require an income of around £148,000 to create.

That's about my salary as a senior consultant with years of experience and
surgical skills in a central London teaching hospital.

Indeed, Grandma was correct that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner"
for the family.

This is how the politicians spend our taxes. When this generous programme
was invented in the '60s, the Great Society architects forgot to craft an
end date... and now we are hopelessly overrun with people who vote only for
those who will continue to keep them on the dole.

No wonder our country is broke! Worse, our Muslim brothers have been paying
attention, and by mandating that each Muslim family have eleven children,
they will soon replace the voting bloc above and can be running this
country.



Sincerely,


Sebastian J. Ciancino - Urologist,
Guys Hospital Trust - London



P.S. Don't forget to pay your taxes! There are a lot of “breadwinners”
depending on you!


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