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PostSubject: On the First Day of Christmas the Tories Gave To Me Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:13 pm

On the First Day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Another broken promise,
on the fucking economy.

On the second day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the third day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Five condescending sighs,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the sixth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Six Islamists bombs a-laying,
Five condescending sighs,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Seven wardens merrily a-ticketing,
Six Islamists bombs a-laying,
Five condescending sighs,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the eigth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Eight chavs a-looting,
Seven wardens merrily a-ticketing,
Six extremists their bombs a-laying,
Five condescending sighs,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Nine pensioners a-shivering
Eight chavs a-looting,
Seven wardens a-ticketing,
Six extremists their bombs a-laying,
Five condescending sighs,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Ten youths a-knifing,
Nine pensioners a-shivering
Eight chavs a-looting,
Seven wardens merrily a-ticketing,
Six Islamists bombs a-laying,
Five condescending sighs,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Eleven Lords a-bribing,
Ten youths a-knifing,
Nine pensioners a-shivering
Eight chavs a-looting,
Seven wardens merrily a-ticketing,
Six Islamists bombs a-laying,
Five condescending sighs,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me,
Twelve Ministers a-laughing
Eleven Lords a-bribing,
Ten youths a-knifing,
Nine pensioners a-shivering
Eight chavs a-looting,
Seven wardens merrily a-ticketing,
Six Islamists bombs a-laying,
Five condescending sighs,
Four billion more in Euro bailouts,
Three million more asylum seekers,
Two million out of work,
And another broken promise,
On the fucking economy!

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PostSubject: Re: On the First Day of Christmas the Tories Gave To Me Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:14 pm

LOL, really good. 3 millions more asylum seekers who have their Gas and Electricity paid by the taxpayer!

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